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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
fondle
a duck 🦆
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Alcester
Todmorden
Halstead
Porthleven
Shepshed
Hetton
Hedon
Wath-upon-Dearne
Redditch
Downham Market
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