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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
sternly talk to
a blackbird
in
a golf club
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Penistone
Newport
Mirfield
Featherstone
Romford
Basingstoke
Thornaby-on-Tees
Burnley
Bodmin
Kidderminster
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