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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
lovingly caress
a swan 🦢
in
a taxi rank
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Hedon
Caistor
Towcester
Dawley
Leyburn
St Neots
Glossop
Hatfield
Ilkley
Ashby-de-la-Zouch
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