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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
lovingly caress
a coot
in
a coffee shop
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Dalton Town with Newton
Dorking
Brentford
Haslemere
Tenbury Wells
Irthlingborough
Alfreton
Woking
Filey
St Columb Major
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