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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
lovingly caress
a blackbird
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Wallsend
Market Rasen
Dudley
Upton-upon-Severn
Washington
Newton Aycliffe
Quedgeley
Colburn
Shepshed
Rothbury
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