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Child escapades

My son tried to lovingly caress a magpie in a woodland in …

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Hinckley Newbury Rawtenstall Havant Redruth Swanscombe and Greenhithe Burgess Hill Totton and Eling Earl Shilton Barrow-in-Furness

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