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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
lovingly caress
a magpie
in
a field
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Royal Wootton Bassett
Swanley
Guildford
Fowey
Dover
Ongar
St Just-in-Penwith
Gosport
Wigan
Bushey
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