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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
lovingly caress
a crow
in
an Ikea
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Bedford
Mossley
Surbiton
Stourbridge
Kingsteignton
Dalton Town with Newton
Finchley
Sandhurst
Minehead
Wembley
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