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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
lovingly caress
a crow
in
a nature reserve
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
Ferryhill
Halewood
Dereham
Acle
Uxbridge
Dawley
Westhoughton
Alfreton
Haslingden
Romford
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