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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
lovingly caress
a pigeon
in
a restaurant
in
…
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Bampton
Craven Arms
Woking
Soham
Luton
Much Wenlock
Grange-over-Sands
Wembley
Smethwick
Malton
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