Sorry I'm late today

Child escapades

My son tried to lovingly caress a raccoon 🦝 in a cinema in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Elland Stow-on-the-Wold Brierfield St Mary Cray Burnham-on-Crouch Bury Porthleven Matlock Bognor Regis Lytchett Minster & Upton

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.