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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
lovingly caress
a raccoon 🦝
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Glastonbury
Reigate
Huntingdon
Burton Latimer
Thorne
Newmarket
Ledbury
Buxton
Weybridge
Dunstable
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Dan
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