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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
lovingly caress
a goose
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a nature reserve
a restaurant
a playground
a field
a woodland
a service station
a hospital
a golf club
a school
a coffee shop
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.