Sorry I'm late today

Child escapades

My son tried to lovingly caress a squirrel in a corner shop in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Ashton-under-Lyne Ferryhill Tidworth Kingston-upon-Thames Petworth Solihull Dalton-in-Furness Neston Folkestone Skegness

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.