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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
lovingly caress
a squirrel
in
a nature reserve
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Shefford
Bridgwater
Spalding
Petersfield
Lewes
Shirebrook
Malmesbury
Saltash
Daventry
Warminster
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