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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
lovingly caress
a squirrel
in
a playground
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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Newport
Featherstone
Porthleven
Frodsham
Brading
Barnoldswick
Ilminster
Hertford
Wilmslow
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