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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
spy on
a magpie
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a park
a golf club
a woodland
a school
a zoo
a coffee shop
a station
a nature reserve
a taxi rank
an Ikea
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.