Sorry I'm late today

Child escapades

My son tried to lick a swan 🦢 in a coffee shop in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Darley Dale Macclesfield Wotton-under-Edge Mere Woburn Sands Hyde Blandford Forum East Retford Leyton South Cave

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.