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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
lick
a coot
in
an Ikea
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Ashford
Marlow
Verwood
Attleborough
Madeley
Wilton
Market Rasen
Aldershot
Woburn Sands
Winslow
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