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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
lick
a coot
in
a coffee shop
in
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Bromyard
Clare
Shepton Mallet
Yarmouth
Glossop
Brentford
Rugeley
Stotfold
Somerton
Kingston-upon-Thames
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