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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
lick
a magpie
in
an Ikea
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Cromer
Ponteland
Brixham
Tewkesbury
Winsford
Shrewsbury
Ashburton
Billericay
Gorleston-on-Sea
Thaxted
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