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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
lick
a robin
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a taxi rank
an Ikea
a cinema
a woodland
a nature reserve
a restaurant
a station
a corner shop
a playground
a golf club
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.