Sorry I'm late today

Child escapades

My son tried to lick a raccoon 🦝 in a service station in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Maldon Shaftesbury Tring Higham Ferrers Shanklin Scunthorpe Featherstone Kirkby-in-Ashfield West Bromwich Cockermouth

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.