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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
lick
a raccoon 🦝
in
a field
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Stone
Oswestry
Coggeshall
Southend-on-Sea
Scunthorpe
Morley
West Tilbury
Workington
Harwich
Epsom and Ewell
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