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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
lick
a goose
in
…
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random pathetic excuse
a corner shop
a woodland
a school
a restaurant
a hospital
a supermarket
a library
an Ikea
a coffee shop
a nature reserve
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.