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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
lick
a squirrel
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a supermarket
a cinema
a golf club
a school
a playground
an Ikea
a coffee shop
a corner shop
a woodland
a hospital
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.