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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
lick
a squirrel
in
…
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random pathetic excuse
an Ikea
a restaurant
a supermarket
a taxi rank
a service station
a school
a station
a field
a playground
a coffee shop
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.