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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
kick
a swan 🦢
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Hemsworth
Godalming
Bentham
Seaford
Southwick
Woodley
Medlar-with-Wesham
Keswick
Morpeth
Marlow
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