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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
kick
a magpie
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Mitcham
Penryn
Crewe
Teignmouth
Grimsby
Polegate
Acton
Royal Tunbridge Wells
Penrith
Tring
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