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Child escapades

My son tried to kick a duck 🦆 in a coffee shop in …

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Totton and Eling Leighton-Linslade Hawes Bletchley and Fenny Stratford Teignmouth Elland Witham Padstow Weston-super-Mare Faringdon

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