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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
tickle
a swan 🦢
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Eccles
Honiton
Royal Tunbridge Wells
Corby
Oswestry
Spilsby
East Retford
Kendal
Alfreton
March
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