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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
tickle
a magpie
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a restaurant
a park
a taxi rank
a golf club
a school
a zoo
a woodland
a hospital
a corner shop
a coffee shop
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.