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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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