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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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