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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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