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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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