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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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