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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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