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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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