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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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