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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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