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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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