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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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