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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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