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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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