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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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