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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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