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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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