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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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