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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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