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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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