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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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