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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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